Ted
starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, Seth MacFarlane, Giovanni Ribisi, Jessica Barth and Patrick Stewart
screenplay by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild
directed by Seth MacFarlane
Rating: ♦◊◊◊◊
As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship.
I didn`t like it. You’ll like it if you’ve got a 14-year-old boy’s sexual sense of humor. Warning: adult situations and language. Seth MacFarlane is the voice of the father on the successful U.S. cartoon serial “The Family Guy.” Personally I hate The Family Guy. I like The Simpsons better. Ted is like a 90-minute episode of The Family Guy. It’s not funny as a TV show, and it doesn’t improve as a movie.
But without the language and the attitude Ted is actually a cute bear.