FAMILY
A: How many people are in your family?
B: There are 70,000 people.
A: Wow!! You have a big family!!
B: Sorry. There are 7 people in my family.
A: Who?
B: My mother, my father, my 2 sisters, my grandfather, my grandmother, and me.
(don`t let school interfere with your education)
Education = surprise + memory