When I was a kid
As a kid, I saw Tarzan almost naked, I watched the 3 Stooges beat the crap out of each other, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 300 km/hr in the city, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating performance-enhancing pills, Peppermint Patty was a lesbian, Samantha Stevens practiced witchcraft, Wiley Coyote had easy access to, and made copious use of dynamite and other high explosives that he easily and legally acquired from the Acme Company, Pepé Le Pew was a promiscuous womanizer, and Shaggy - with his dog, Scooby-Doo - was a mystery solving hippie who always had the munchies. How could our parents let us be exposed to all that? How did I survive? Those were the good old days.