starring Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane, Mark Povinelli, Joe Gnoffo, Danny Woodburn, Sebastian Saracino, Martin Klebba, Ronald Lee Clark, Jordan Prentice and Sean Bean
screenplay by Marc Klein and Jason Keller
directed by Tarsem Singh
This is a re-telling of the Snow White story. Julia Roberts plays the malevolent queen saying “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest one of all?” I thought it was soooooooo boring! It could have been better if it wasn’t directed by an Indian. But Tarsem Singh introduced a Bollywood dance sequence at the end of the film which was so lame, I thought. Those song and dance sequences are once reason why I despise Indian films. Indians shouldn’t be allowed to make movies.
I never cared much for Sean Bean. I still don’t. Maybe it’s just part of my anti-Irish prejudice. You see, when I was growing up Ireland was not associated with culture, art and genius so much as with unemployment, drunkenness and terrorism. I’m afraid that’s still how I feel. Sorry.
I also hate the way dwarf actors are used in the film.